Punctuality is the virtue of the bored. - Evelyn Waugh

Dude. I just watched eight or so episodes of Futurama. It was mind numbingly... dumb. But it amused me. Easily amused, easily confused. My rule of thumb. One of them, anyways.

I learned something interesting today. You can hide many things in shag carpets. That information will come in handy one day... ::shifty eyes::

There is a soda bottle on the desk in front of me. I wonder what its thinking. Did it have friends in the six pack my brother so brutally ripped it from? Does it like its new surroundings? How dehydrated is it? These questions and more I wonder as I sit here and type my rambling head into comatosity. Is that a word? Hmm...

Don't move or your brain will melt,
Roxanne